A Doctor's Drivethru

What a week. You think MY job is glamorous?

60 Itchy Throats

50 Snotty Noses

30 Episodes of Gastro

10 Depression Cases

ZERO Rare Tropical Diseases.

And a patridge with a swollen knee.

ER is a but a dream right now. I'm going to start a doctor's drivethru.

State your 5 main symptoms. Answer 3 easy questions. 40% of patients get Combo Script 1 (Nose spray Deluxe, no cheese, side order paracetomol). 40% get Combo Script 2 (Super Size Probiotics with the Anti-Spasmodic special). Only 20% get to sit down and order off the menu.

I'm going to bed.